“You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who’ve never had any.”
“You don’t reinvent yourself; you get better with what you do.”
“You don’t know what you’re going to fall in love with until you’re exposed to it.”
“You come to my comedy show to be entertained.”
“You can’t prove somebody is a racist unless they really come out and do the act and is found to be that.”
“You can’t compete with Walmart. But you can have smaller businesses that are successful.”
“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”
“Women don’t want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think – in a deeper voice.”
“With my wife Camille’s help, I took to social networking. I’m working with the computers.”
“When you introduce competition into the public school system, most studies show that schools start to do better when they are competing for students.”